B.O.C. Gases Plc (BOCGAS.ng) 2014 Annual Report

first_imgB.O.C. Gases Plc (BOCGAS.ng) listed on the Nigerian Stock Exchange under the Energy sector has released it’s 2014 annual report.For more information about B.O.C. Gases Plc (BOCGAS.ng) reports, abridged reports, interim earnings results and earnings presentations, visit the B.O.C. Gases Plc (BOCGAS.ng) company page on AfricanFinancials.Document: B.O.C. Gases Plc (BOCGAS.ng)  2014 annual report.Company ProfileBOC Gases Nigeria Plc manufactures and distributes gases for the industrial and medical sectors in Nigeria including argon, nitrogen carbon dioxide and oxygen. The company also manufactures and distributes welding products and sells a range of medical equipment. Established in 1959 and formerly known as Industrial Gases Plc, the company changed its name to BOC Gases Nigeria Plc in 1997. In 2006, The Linde Group AG acquired a 60% stake in the business with the balance held by Nigerian shareholders. As part of The Linde Group, BOC Gases Nigeria has access to the largest industrial gases and welding products enterprise in Africa namely African Oxygen Plc (Afrox). The company’s head office is in Lagos, Nigeria. BOC Gases Nigeria Plc is listed on the Nigerian Stock Exchangelast_img read more

Tanga Cement Company Plc (SIMBA.tz) 2015 Annual Report

first_imgTanga Cement Company Plc (SIMBA.tz) listed on the Dar es Salaam Stock Exchange under the Building & Associated sector has released it’s 2015 annual report.For more information about Tanga Cement Company Plc (SIMBA.tz) reports, abridged reports, interim earnings results and earnings presentations, visit the Tanga Cement Company Plc (SIMBA.tz) company page on AfricanFinancials.Document: Tanga Cement Company Plc (SIMBA.tz)  2015 annual report.Company ProfileTanga Cement Company Plc manufactures, distributes and sells cement and clinker products to the building, construction, roadworks and mining segment in Tanzania. The company produces Portland limestone cement with limestone extenders used for structural and non-structural cast constructions; reinforced concrete for civil and industrial works; and fillings, coatings, screeds and mortars as well as concrete for mining infrastructure and shafts. The company markets its cement products under the Simba Cement Brand. Tanga Cement Company is a subsidiary of AfriSam (Mauritius) Investment Holdings Limited; with production facilities in the city of Tanga in Pongwe and its head office in Dar es Salaam. Tanga Cement Company Plc is listed on the Dar es Salaam Stock Exchangelast_img read more

Casa Murray / DISEÑO ESPACIAL

first_imgArchDaily Mexico Houses ShareFacebookTwitterPinterestWhatsappMailOrhttps://www.archdaily.com/388780/casa-murray-diseno-espacial Clipboard “COPY” Casa Murray / DISEÑO ESPACIALSave this projectSaveCasa Murray / DISEÑO ESPACIAL Architects: DISEÑO ESPACIAL Area Area of this architecture project Area:  125 m²Text description provided by the architects. Akin to the process of building a ship in a bottle, the construction of Casa Murray was conditioned to the amount of space in which it is placed. Projected and built by Diseño Espacial, the house is enclosed by irregular constructions, remains of imprecise divisions of lots that gave place to a narrow corridor, an easement that functions as the only access to the house. It is a construction without facade, without parking space, without a gas installation, solar collectors or a single spot where the street can be observed. Save this picture!Diagram PlansThe house, which serves as a studio for his owner, possesses an introspective design that doesn’t antagonize with the materiality of the surrounding buildings. Under the appearance that the house rises exclusively with cinderblocks, a subtle structure embedded to its perimeter allows the use of all of the lot’s compactness, liberating all of its two principal floors. Only a thirteen-inch column next to the garden provides structural support. In its interior, timber surfaces even out the harshness of the exterior’s concrete, using metallic profiles with black paint to articulate the constructive language of the house.Save this picture!© Ana Eunice Ortíz PámanesThese profiles conform the main bodies of stairs, screens and furniture, the latter partially built with residual construction materials. The project offers affordable dignity in a chaotic part of Mexico City, floating almost invisibly in the unkempt lattice of its south. Save this picture!© Ana Eunice Ortíz PámanesProject gallerySee allShow lessCanterbury Cathedral Landscape Design CompetitionEventOMA Leads Pont Jean-Jacques Bosc Competition in BordeauxArticles Share Casa Murray / DISEÑO ESPACIAL CopyHouses•Mexico City, Mexico ShareFacebookTwitterPinterestWhatsappMailOrhttps://www.archdaily.com/388780/casa-murray-diseno-espacial Clipboard Projects “COPY” Save this picture!© Ana Eunice Ortíz Pámanes+ 23 Share CopyAbout this officeDiseño EspacialOfficeFollowProductConcrete#TagsProjectsBuilt ProjectsSelected ProjectsResidential ArchitectureHousesMexico CityCEMEX Building AwardMexicoPublished on June 18, 2013Cite: “Casa Murray / DISEÑO ESPACIAL” [Casa Murray / DISEÑO ESPACIAL] 18 Jun 2013. ArchDaily. Accessed 11 Jun 2021. ISSN 0719-8884Browse the CatalogSinkshansgroheBathroom Mixers – MetrisVinyl Walls3MVinyl Finish – DI-NOC™ EffectPartitionsSkyfoldIntegrating Operable Walls in a SpaceBricksEndicottBrick Facade at the Bruce Nesbitt African American Cultural CenterBathroom FurnitureBradley Corporation USAToilet Partition CubiclesSkylightsLAMILUXGlass Skylight F100 CircularLightsLouis PoulsenOutdoor Lighting – Flindt GardenRailing / BalustradesSolarluxBalcony Glazing – SL 60eUrban ShadingPunto DesignPublic Architecture in Residential ComplexDoorsLinvisibileLinvisibile Products in Palazzo VolpiChairshorgenglarusUpholstered Chair – diva 5-154Wall / Ceiling LightsHE WilliamsLED Downlight – 4DR RoundMore products »Save世界上最受欢迎的建筑网站现已推出你的母语版本!想浏览ArchDaily中国吗?是否翻译成中文现有为你所在地区特制的网站?想浏览ArchDaily中国吗?Take me there »✖You’ve started following your first account!Did you know?You’ll now receive updates based on what you follow! Personalize your stream and start following your favorite authors, offices and users.Go to my streamlast_img read more

Connecting Communities Plus extended

first_img AddThis Sharing ButtonsShare to TwitterTwitterShare to FacebookFacebookShare to LinkedInLinkedInShare to EmailEmailShare to WhatsAppWhatsAppShare to MessengerMessengerShare to MoreAddThis Howard Lake | 1 November 2005 | News  14 total views,  1 views today AddThis Sharing ButtonsShare to TwitterTwitterShare to FacebookFacebookShare to LinkedInLinkedInShare to EmailEmailShare to WhatsAppWhatsAppShare to MessengerMessengerShare to MoreAddThis Connecting Communities Plus extended About Howard Lake Howard Lake is a digital fundraising entrepreneur. Publisher of UK Fundraising, the world’s first web resource for professional fundraisers, since 1994. Trainer and consultant in digital fundraising. Founder of Fundraising Camp and co-founder of GoodJobs.org.uk. Researching massive growth in giving. Funding information service SMALLfri is once again sharing some funding news with UK Fundraising. The Home Office has extended the Connecting Communities grant programme, the new version being called Connecting Communities Plus.Grants will continue to be given to race equality projects and community cohesion activities throughout England. Strategic and project grants are open to applications now, further details of a small community grants programme will be issued early in 2006. £18 million will be available between April 2006 and March 2009.The scheme is intended to implement the objectives within the Government’s Improving Opportunity, Strengthening Society strategy. Specifically these are: Improving access and outcomes for BME communities in education, employment, health, housing and the Criminal Justice System; Increasing BME communities’ confidence in public services; Tackling racism and extremism; Bringing together communities from different races and faiths, and promoting a shared sense of belonging. Advertisement The three levels of grants are:* Strategic grants, which are for national organisations working across English regions. Up to £150,000 a year will be available for three years. The money is not for projects but for capacity building.* Project grants, are for work in at least one England region. Grants will range from £12,000 to £100,000 a year. Most grants will be for less than £70,000.* Community Grants will be for local groups and will rarely be above £6000. At this stage the Home Office is only inviting expressions of interest for Strategic or Project grants. Full details are available on 0845 121 5195 or by e-mailing [email protected] details are also available at a4e’s website.a4e, a training and employment development organisation specialising in work with disadvantaged people, is managing the scheme for the Home Office.Some preapplication information sessions are available, and you may still have time to book on these. They are on:* 3rd November 2005 in Manchester;* 4th November 2005 in Leeds.To book call 0845 121 5195.Closing date: 18 November 2005 for expressions of interest. If invited, full bids will need to be made by 11 January 2006.SMALLfri is the subscription funding information service for new and small organisations.last_img read more

Scope launches Christmas donor development programme

first_imgScope launches Christmas donor development programme  24 total views,  1 views today AddThis Sharing ButtonsShare to TwitterTwitterShare to FacebookFacebookShare to LinkedInLinkedInShare to EmailEmailShare to WhatsAppWhatsAppShare to MessengerMessengerShare to MoreAddThis Howard Lake | 4 November 2008 | News Tagged with: christmas Individual giving About Howard Lake Howard Lake is a digital fundraising entrepreneur. Publisher of UK Fundraising, the world’s first web resource for professional fundraisers, since 1994. Trainer and consultant in digital fundraising. Founder of Fundraising Camp and co-founder of GoodJobs.org.uk. Researching massive growth in giving. AddThis Sharing ButtonsShare to TwitterTwitterShare to FacebookFacebookShare to LinkedInLinkedInShare to EmailEmailShare to WhatsAppWhatsAppShare to MessengerMessengerShare to MoreAddThis This new campaign introduces supporters to Scope Inclusion – a service provided by Scope to enable disabled people to become part of the community.It uses a real-life story of four-year-old Amelia who has cerebral palsy and needs 24-hour care and her mother Angela. Scope Inclusion now provides nursing staff through the night, one day a week and every other weekend to support Angela and to give Amelia a happier, more fulfilled life.The campaign, designed by dm agency Flourish, is targeted at Scope’s entire warm supporter base. Warm cash supporters will be sent a direct mail pack encouraging them to send messages of support to disabled children by writing on the back of one of a set of paper chains included in the pack and returning it with a donation.The chains will be linked together to create a giant paper chain that shows support for all disabled children at Christmas.A test email campaign for supporters on the database who historically do not respond well to direct mail such as face-to-face or door-to-door recruits. This encourages supporters to click through to a ‘virtual’ paper chain area where they can complete a message of goodwill.Committed givers will receive a Christmas card thanking them for their support and prompting them to go online and add a message to the paperchain.www.scope.org.uk/amelialast_img read more

Authorities turn their sights on microblogging

first_img RSF_en April 27, 2021 Find out more News Organisation News Reporters Without Borders is concerned about a new crackdown on social-networking tools, especially microblogging services. Dozens of microblog accounts went down yesterday including those of blogger Yao Yuan and lawyer Pu Zhiqiang, who was interviewed by the Associated Press. Four of the leading Chinese microblogging services, Netease, Sina, Tencent and Sohu, were yesterday displaying messages saying they were down for maintenance or had inexplicably reverted to an earlier “beta” testing phase.“This latest censorship attempt shows that the Chinese authorities, who are obsessed with maintaining political stability, mistrust microblogging and its potential for spreading information and mobilising the public,” Reporters Without Borders said.“Nonetheless, despite the massive resources that the regime deploys to control the Internet, it is impossible to keep track of all the flow of information on Twitter and its Chinese equivalents,” the press freedom organisation added. “Microblogging is also used by the government itself as well as by millions of Chinese who have nothing to do with dissidents.”A form of short blog with a maximum of 140 characters, microblogs are have become very popular among Chinese Internet users for disseminating social messages and opinions because of their speed and ability to grab people’s attention. Access to Twitter is blocked by the Great Firewall of China but the site is still accessible for people who know how to use proxies and other censorship circumvention tools.China’s microblogging services are nonetheless scrutinised by censorship filters which analyse both the posts and the shortened URLs that appear in them. For example, here is a link to a recent Reporters Without Borders press release: http://fr.rsf.org/chine-les-autorites-en-croisade-contre-l-07-05-2010,37411.html. And here is an example of a shortened version of the link obtained by a link shortener such as Bit.ly that microbloggers would use because of the need to keep the message to within 140 characters: http://bit.ly/a5F8it. These shortened links are also monitored by the censors in order to block access to undesirable sites.Xiao Qiang, the head of the China Internet Project at the University of California, Berkeley, predicts that censorship will be reinforced during the coming months. He reports that the government has deployed major financial, human and technological resources to ensure its control over Web 2.0.A report recently released by Human Rights in China (HRIC) shares these fears and argues that the Chinese government intends to turn the Internet into a tool for consolidating its authority and promoting Chinese “soft power” internationally.The authorities have already embarked on an offensive against online anonymity, as Reporters Without Borders reported in early May (http://en.rsf.org/china-government-crusade-against-online-07-05-2010,37412.html), when Wang Chen, the deputy head of the Propaganda Department, said they were “exploring an identity authentication system” for users of online forums.Internet users are currently required to register before posting comments on these sites but they can use a pseudonym to post. Wang said that, after preventing anonymous posting on major news portals and commercial websites, the aim now was to extend the system to online forums and chat websites.HRIC has obtained the uncensored version of an internal report by Wang in which he explains the government’s strategy for preventing “harmful foreign information” from appearing “on our domestic Internet” and for “guiding” public opinion by “unifying thinking” and resisting the “hegemony of the western media.” The government’s solution is no less than to disconnect the Chinese Internet altogether from the global Internet (http://www.hrichina.org).The Chinese parliament also adopted an amendment to the State Secrets Law on 29 April that forces Internet and telecommunications companies to cooperate closely with the authorities on matters relating to national security (http://en.rsf.org/china-amendment-enlists-ict-companies-in-29-04-2010,37238.html). ChinaAsia – Pacific to go further July 16, 2010 – Updated on January 20, 2016 Authorities turn their sights on microblogging News Newscenter_img June 2, 2021 Find out more Democracies need “reciprocity mechanism” to combat propaganda by authoritarian regimes Help by sharing this information ChinaAsia – Pacific China: Political commentator sentenced to eight months in prison Follow the news on China Receive email alerts China’s Cyber ​​Censorship Figures March 12, 2021 Find out morelast_img read more

Suspect Arrested After Allegedly Struggling with Officers

first_img Pasadena’s ‘626 Day’ Aims to Celebrate City, Boost Local Economy EVENTS & ENTERTAINMENT | FOOD & DRINK | THE ARTS | REAL ESTATE | HOME & GARDEN | WELLNESS | SOCIAL SCENE | GETAWAYS | PARENTS & KIDS Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked * latest #1 Suspect Arrested After Allegedly Struggling with Officers Published on Thursday, October 13, 2016 | 12:14 pm A 55-year-old Pasadena man was arrested Wednesday after he allegedly struggled with police officers after a traffic stop in the 500 block of South Sierra Bonita Avenue.The suspect allegedly fought the officers who were detaining him, causing injury to two officers.Pasadena Police Lt. Pete Hettema the department received calls from residents about a suspicious vehicle circling their neighborhood past 9 p.m.“Responding officers conducted a traffic stop and contacted the suspect,” Hettema said. “Officers ordered the suspect out of his vehicle, at which point he became non-compliant. Officers proceeded to detain him at which point a struggle occurred.”Additional officers responded to the scene and ultimately the suspect was taken into custody.Hettema said during the struggle, the suspect, identified as Roy Williams of Pasadena, discarded drug paraphernalia.“The suspect and two of the officers suffered minor abrasions during the incident,” Hettema related. “He was arrested for felony resisting and booked into jail.”The case is listed as a miscellaneous felony including assault on public officers. Pasadena Will Allow Vaccinated People to Go Without Masks in Most Settings Starting on Tuesday Community News Top of the News More Cool Stuff Subscribe First Heatwave Expected Next Week center_img Community News Make a comment Home of the Week: Unique Pasadena Home Located on Madeline Drive, Pasadena HerbeautyStop Eating Read Meat (Before It’s Too Late)HerbeautyHerbeautyHerbeautyBohemian Summer: How To Wear The Boho Trend RightHerbeautyHerbeautyHerbeautyKim To File For Divorce From Kanye West After 6 Years Of MarriageHerbeautyHerbeautyHerbeauty15 Beauty Secrets Only Indian Women KnowHerbeautyHerbeautyHerbeauty8 Easy Exotic Meals Anyone Can MakeHerbeautyHerbeautyHerbeautyIs It Bad To Give Your Boyfriend An Ultimatum?HerbeautyHerbeauty Business News faithfernandez More » ShareTweetShare on Google+Pin on PinterestSend with WhatsApp,Virtual Schools PasadenaHomes Solve Community/Gov/Pub SafetyPASADENA EVENTS & ACTIVITIES CALENDARClick here for Movie Showtimes 0 commentsShareShareTweetSharePin it Get our daily Pasadena newspaper in your email box. Free.Get all the latest Pasadena news, more than 10 fresh stories daily, 7 days a week at 7 a.m. Name (required)  Mail (required) (not be published)  Website last_img read more

Could COVID-19 Impact How Housing is Perceived?

first_img The Week Ahead: Nearing the Forbearance Exit 2 days ago The Best Markets For Residential Property Investors 2 days ago Governmental Measures Target Expanded Access to Affordable Housing 2 days ago in Daily Dose, Featured, News Mike Albanese is a reporter for DS News and MReport. He is a University of Alabama graduate with a degree in journalism and a minor in communications. He has worked for publications—both print and online—covering numerous beats. A Connecticut native, Albanese currently resides in Lewisville. July 1, 2020 1,464 Views Servicers Navigate the Post-Pandemic World 2 days ago Data Provider Black Knight to Acquire Top of Mind 2 days ago  Print This Post Could COVID-19 Impact How Housing is Perceived? Share 2Save Commentary from Harvard’s Joint Center for Housing Studies (JCHS) said the current crisis presents an opportunity to improve the economy. One of the ways to do so is to change how housing is thought of.The piece was authored by Michael Stegman, a Senior Research Fellow at JCHS, a senior housing policy fellow at the Milken Institute Center for Financial Markets, a Senior Fellow in the Center for Household Financial Stability at the St. Louis Federal Reserve Bank, and a Senior Fellow at the Center for Community Capital at the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill.Stegman said a house and neighborhoods play a critical role in a household member’s life.“Housing-related issues are responsible for as much as 40% of children’s asthma episodes, and research indicates that moving an asthmatic child from poor-quality housing into a healthier home reduces asthma-related doctor visits by 66%,” he said in the report.   He added that COVID-19 has been a spotlight on the homeless as well as eviction and foreclosures. The report says that the U.S. Department of Education reports there are more than 1.3 million public school students are classified as homeless—2.6% of the total public-school population. This segment has also risen 70% over the past decade.Two members of Congress have put forth proposals to help prevent Americans from losing their homes during the COVID-19 pandemic. House Financial Services Committee Chairwoman Maxine Waters (D-California) introduced the Emergency Housing Protections and Relief Act of 2020 to provide financial assistance to struggling homeowners and renters, and Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-Massachusetts) introduced the Protecting Renters from Evictions and Fees Act of 2020.In a statement to the House of Representatives, Waters said the nation was facing an affordable housing crisis even before the pandemic, and now “With so many families struggling as a result of the pandemic, we are now on the precipice of an eviction and homelessness crisis like we’ve never seen in our lifetimes.”Another way to rethink housing is to end exclusionary zoning.“Exclusionary zoning and land use controls continue to block low-income and minority Americans from moving to opportunity-rich neighborhoods and communities by rising construction costs and restricting new supply,” he said.JCHS states that according to one estimate, it is illegal to build anything other than a single-family home on 75% of residential space in many American cities. Demand Propels Home Prices Upward 2 days ago Data Provider Black Knight to Acquire Top of Mind 2 days ago Subscribe About Author: Mike Albanese Related Articles Home / Daily Dose / Could COVID-19 Impact How Housing is Perceived? Demand Propels Home Prices Upward 2 days ago Governmental Measures Target Expanded Access to Affordable Housing 2 days ago Servicers Navigate the Post-Pandemic World 2 days ago Previous: Ginnie Mae Announces Borrower Relief Options Next: Fed Chair Discusses Administering Additional Stress Tests Sign up for DS News Daily 2020-07-01 Mike Albanese The Best Markets For Residential Property Investors 2 days agolast_img read more

Identify Private Hospitals Where Cost-Effective/Free Treatment For COVID-19 Can Be Done : SC Tells Centre

first_imgTop StoriesIdentify Private Hospitals Where Cost-Effective/Free Treatment For COVID-19 Can Be Done : SC Tells Centre Sanya Talwar27 May 2020 12:07 AMShare This – xThe Supreme Court on Wednesday took up for hearing a plea seeking nationwide cost related regulations for treatment of Coronavirus patients at private and corporate hospitals. A bench of Chief Justice SA Bobde, Justices AS Bopanna & Hrishikesh Roy directed the Centre to identify a list of those hospitals where minimum or free of cost treatment can be done for treatment of Coronavirus…Your free access to Live Law has expiredTo read the article, get a premium account.Your Subscription Supports Independent JournalismSubscription starts from ₹ 599+GST (For 6 Months)View PlansPremium account gives you:Unlimited access to Live Law Archives, Weekly/Monthly Digest, Exclusive Notifications, Comments.Reading experience of Ad Free Version, Petition Copies, Judgement/Order Copies.Subscribe NowAlready a subscriber?LoginThe Supreme Court on Wednesday took up for hearing a plea seeking nationwide cost related regulations for treatment of Coronavirus patients at private and corporate hospitals. A bench of Chief Justice SA Bobde, Justices AS Bopanna & Hrishikesh Roy directed the Centre to identify a list of those hospitals where minimum or free of cost treatment can be done for treatment of Coronavirus and listed the matter after a week.”You identify all those hospitals and find out. You try to find out and see whether these hospitals can charge minimum cost or even free of cost” CJI SA Bobde stated.Solicitor General Tushar Mehta appearing for the Centre before the top court pointed that this being a policy issue requires to be decided by the Government. He stated that he will respond to this prayer and sought time to filed reply accordingly.On April 30th, the top court had issued notice in the plea filed by Sachin Jain and had observed that it could not interfere in matters of Private Hospitals, without giving them an opportunity of being heard.On the last date, petitioner-in-person had submitted that there must be a regulation for all entities as government has given them unfettered powers to charge patients. Jain had further argued that this imposition of unfettered and huge charges did not encompass surgical treatment, but only providing hospital beds to patients.The plea averred that the issue of cost regulations across the country to private and corporate entities for treatment of COVID19 patients was a matter of “urgent consideration” as many private hospitals were commercially exploiting patients suffering from the deadly virus “to make a fortune out of their miseries in the hour of national crisis”.It further elucidated its averments by pointing to various reports of surging bills of covid patients and the resultant barrage on insurance companies for reimbursements.”It is submitted that if such inflated billing by the private hospitals can become a cause of concern for the insurance industry, what will be the plight of a common man who neither has a fat wallet nor an insurance cover to reimburse, in case, he requires hospitalization in a private hospital. It is a matter of grave concern that a large section of people in India still do not possess any insurance cover and are also not benefitted under any government health scheme.” – the petition readsNext Storylast_img read more

Guru

first_imgThis week’s guruBanging on about teamworkGuru has never been shy about banging his own drum so he was delighted to beable to take this tendency to an extreme at the recent Business in theCommunity conference. Much to the surprise of embarrassed CEOs and company big-wigs, all delegateswere presented with a small African drum at the end of the conference whichthey were then encouraged to play in an attempt to build unity. A small army offrantic PRs sealed exits and ushered delegates forward as a look of horrorspread across the faces of the assembled corporate high fliers. A group called the Drum Café led the drumming, which it claims breaks downbarriers, encourages teamwork and encourages managers to listen to colleagues.Most at the conference made a speedy exit as soon as possible, but much likeAnimal from the Muppet show, Guru was still there at the end of the nightmanically banging away alone. Coarse culture a tonic for IndiansCall centre workers in India arebeing taught all the latest gossip from Brookside, EastEnders and CoronationStreet to help them get on the same wavelength as their UK customers.Up to 100,000 Indian workers, contracted to the likes of GreatUniversal and British Airways, are being offered college ‘culture courses’ at£200 a head.Besides learning about the latest happenings on The Street andThe Square, they are taught about the British love of football, beer and fishand chips and how to adapt their accents.Guru is depressed – what a sad indictment of UK culture that itis best known for depressing soap operas, football, beer and fish and chips.Criminal tendencies awakened bycodeThis week, Guru is toying with theidea of becoming an arch-criminal. Guru’s domestic balance sheet was starting to look a littleone-sided following his unfortunate consultancy associations with Enron andWorldCom, when along comes the latest draft of the (mis) InformationCommission’s monitoring code. Having read the details, Guru feels confident that he couldpull off a multi-million pound fraud. So for you disillusioned disciples, whonow realise how small their pensions will be and have decided to leak sensitivedata to competitors, here’s how:  – Do all dodgy phone calls in the toilet, and send e-mails fromyour boss’s office – both have been designated as areas where staff can expectprivacy and employers would need evidence and police involvement to monitor;– Ensure all e-mails start with ‘Watcha Love Bundle’ or‘Dearest Snooky’, and send them to a ‘personal’ address – employers cannot open‘personal’ e-mails unless they have evidence of wrong-doing.So, while today Guru is harnessing the internet at work to playa game testing his ability to spot the difference between ladies and lady-boys,tomorrow he will use the same medium to RULE THE WORLD. CRE boss slip up is just notcricketGuru has kindly been invited to Lordsthis week to discuss sustainable growth in the energy sector – and watch aglorious England cricket victory over India, of course. Gentlemanly conduct will be top of Guru’s agenda followingGurbux Singh’s recent googly at the one-day international between the twocountries. The head of the Commission for Racial Equality was arrested forthe alleged use of threatening behaviour after stumbling into a policeofficer.   Singh was detained, before being released. Police have reviewedCCTV footage, and while they have overturned three dodgy LBW decisions, theyhave not yet brought proceedings against Singh. GuruOn 23 Jul 2002 in Personnel Today Related posts:No related photos. Previous Article Next Article Comments are closed. last_img read more